Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
THAT PENGUIN IS WEARING A PENGUIN JUMPER I CANNOT DEAL
No stop I can’t manage this.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
Or anyone ever, really.
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over
Sooooo by that logic, you can’t like pop culture AND sports?
Does that mean I’m out because I’m a Potter fan, Hunger Games fan, Doctor Who fan, and hockey fan?
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs