Shut. The fuck. Up.
One fire pit to rule them all.
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
now that we’re here, now that we’ve come this far, just hold on, there’s nothing to fearfor I am right beside you
For all my life, I’m y o u r s ♪
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off